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The online student newspaper of Palisades Charter High School

Tideline

The online student newspaper of Palisades Charter High School

Tideline

The End.

The End.

Audrey Smith and Cole Sugarman October 8, 2025

We regret to inform you that Tideline’s satirical section will soon cease to exist as a result of actions taken by the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) and its head Brendan Carr. There have...

What Does ASB Really Stand For? 

What Does ASB Really Stand For? 

Audrey Smith, Managing Editor October 6, 2025

Humanity has always been driven by its great, unanswered questions. What is the meaning of life? What happens after death? Why is Pali’s Wi-Fi so bad?  But on Monday, when Pali’s lights went out,...

Pali Bans No. 2 Pencils Citing “Fun Risk”

Pali Bans No. 2 Pencils Citing “Fun Risk”

Audrey Smith and Cole Sugarman August 27, 2025

The abandoned Sears building that Pali High administrators call “Pali South” resembled a typical high school – ignoring its doorlessness, paper-thin walls and lack of any space whatsoever – until...

Satire: Meet Your New College Board CEO, Napoleon Bonaparte

Satire: Meet Your New College Board CEO, Napoleon Bonaparte

Cole Sugarman, Editor December 9, 2024

The College Board, a “non-profit” organization responsible for providing high school students with “rigorous, college-level classes” according to the North Carolina Department of Public Instruction,...

We Have Concepts of a Future President

We Have Concepts of a Future President

Lily Hunt and Ava Walker November 14, 2024

In the early morning of Nov. 6, Donald Trump was projected as the 76th President-elect. After Kamala Harris replaced President Biden as the Democratic Presidential nominee in early August, she began...

Pali Embraces Technological Innovation

Pali Embraces Technological Innovation

Cole Sugarman, Editor September 14, 2024

Every decade there is an innovation so revolutionary that it completely changes how humans interact with the world around them. In the last century, humans invented the cell phone, artificial intelligence...

Satire: Ranking 2024 Presidential Candidates

Satire: Ranking 2024 Presidential Candidates

Gigi Appelbaum-Schwartz and Arik Kraft April 18, 2024

Voting can be confusing. While at first glance, American politics seem to be neatly divided into easy-to-understand sides (Democrat vs. Republican, blue vs red), there’s more complexity within the electoral...

Teenagers: A Pesky Palisadian Problem

Teenagers: A Pesky Palisadian Problem

Shane Masterson, Audrey Smith, and Cole Sugarman November 16, 2023

According to the entirely factual and reputable source Nextdoor, unbiased Circling the News and most definitely reliable anonymous eyewitness reports, the Palisades is facing a threat far more sinister...

Satire: 2024? It’s More Like 1984

Satire: 2024? It’s More Like 1984

Nico Troedsson, Features Editor June 2, 2023

Pali Princical Dr. Pam Magee informed the community of the school’s proposed one-to-one Device Program on May 12, 2023. The program, scheduled for the 2023-24 academic year, will provide school-owned...

M&M’s® “Spokescandies” Threaten Our Democracy

M&M’s® “Spokescandies” Threaten Our Democracy

Gigi Appelbaum-Schwartz and Arik Kraft March 15, 2023

M&M’s® have officially rebranded, shocking America — and for good reason. The once sexy “spokescandies” have been seriously altered to fit an overtly progressive agenda. Most notably, the...

Satire: The Santos Subversion

Satire: The Santos Subversion

Shane Masterson, Satire Editor February 23, 2023

Another day, another lie. New York Rep. George Santos has been ridiculed after launching his political career for “mildly and lightly stretching the truth in a way to truly connect me to our core American...

SATIRE: Are Gemini Unfit for AP Biology?

SATIRE: Are Gemini Unfit for AP Biology?

Caily Galvez and Nico Troedsson June 3, 2022

Effective August 2022, Gemini students will no longer be able to register for AP Biology at Palisades Charter High School. Thanks to the efforts of the Zodiac Club, students will be granted access to advanced...

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