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Tideline

The online student newspaper of Palisades Charter High School

Tideline

The online student newspaper of Palisades Charter High School

Tideline

We Have Concepts of a Future President

We Have Concepts of a Future President

Lily Hunt and Ava Walker November 14, 2024

In the early morning of Nov. 6, Donald Trump was projected as the 76th President-elect. After Kamala Harris replaced President Biden as the Democratic Presidential nominee in early August, she began...

Pali Embraces Technological Innovation

Pali Embraces Technological Innovation

Cole Sugarman, Sports Editor September 14, 2024

Every decade there is an innovation so revolutionary that it completely changes how humans interact with the world around them. In the last century, humans invented the cell phone, artificial intelligence...

Satire: Ranking 2024 Presidential Candidates

Satire: Ranking 2024 Presidential Candidates

Gigi Appelbaum-Schwartz and Arik Kraft April 18, 2024

Voting can be confusing. While at first glance, American politics seem to be neatly divided into easy-to-understand sides (Democrat vs. Republican, blue vs red), there’s more complexity within the electoral...

Teenagers: A Pesky Palisadian Problem

Teenagers: A Pesky Palisadian Problem

Shane Masterson, Audrey Smith, and Cole Sugarman November 16, 2023

According to the entirely factual and reputable source Nextdoor, unbiased Circling the News and most definitely reliable anonymous eyewitness reports, the Palisades is facing a threat far more sinister...

Satire: 2024? It’s More Like 1984

Satire: 2024? It’s More Like 1984

Nico Troedsson, Features Editor June 2, 2023

Pali Princical Dr. Pam Magee informed the community of the school’s proposed one-to-one Device Program on May 12, 2023. The program, scheduled for the 2023-24 academic year, will provide school-owned...

M&M’s® “Spokescandies” Threaten Our Democracy

M&M’s® “Spokescandies” Threaten Our Democracy

Gigi Appelbaum-Schwartz and Arik Kraft March 15, 2023

M&M’s® have officially rebranded, shocking America — and for good reason. The once sexy “spokescandies” have been seriously altered to fit an overtly progressive agenda. Most notably, the...

Satire: The Santos Subversion

Satire: The Santos Subversion

Shane Masterson, Satire Editor February 23, 2023

Another day, another lie. New York Rep. George Santos has been ridiculed after launching his political career for “mildly and lightly stretching the truth in a way to truly connect me to our core American...

SATIRE: Are Gemini Unfit for AP Biology?

SATIRE: Are Gemini Unfit for AP Biology?

Caily Galvez and Nico Troedsson June 3, 2022

Effective August 2022, Gemini students will no longer be able to register for AP Biology at Palisades Charter High School. Thanks to the efforts of the Zodiac Club, students will be granted access to advanced...

Let’s Have a Frank Talk about the Italianx, Cowbxy Populations (Satire)

Let’s Have a Frank Talk about the Italianx, Cowbxy Populations (Satire)

Luke Wiener, Staff Writer November 16, 2021

I sit with my head pressed up against the desk, my arms sprawled across its surface. Lying there half-asleep on this slow, mid-week morning, the fourth period announcements echo through the empty halls,...

Investigative Report: What is a Fake Bra? (Satire)

Investigative Report: What is a Fake Bra? (Satire)

Maya Millner, Editor-in-Chief October 14, 2021

“What’s a fake bra?” The quad buzzed with frustration. Just minutes earlier, the PA had sounded with the familiar “Teachers, please pardon the interruption.” It was Assistant Principal Russel...

Written by your blue bubble boo:

Skylar Ball, Staff Writer April 20, 2020

It’s the beginning of the school year and you’re sitting in math class. As the teacher takes roll, students pass around a sheet of paper, each adding their name and phone number before passing it on....

A Straight Guide from a Gay Guy

A Straight Guide from a Gay Guy

Henry Mueller, Staff Writer March 2, 2020

DONT’S Don’t say “oH mY gOd i WaNt A gAy BeSt FrIeNd!” OK, I get the message; who doesn’t want wonderful people around them? But, saying things like this implies that you want a gay friend just...

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