The biggest crisis at Pali is not homework, finals or even the line for pizza wrapping around the whole cafeteria at lunch; rather, it’s the members tab on Schoology suddenly disappearing. No warning....
“Bum bum bum ba bum bum bum,” the audio blared throughout the classroom. “Yeah that's right,” I uttered while checking a box on my computer. “I can hear.”
The competition was on. My state...
Pali’s Executive Director and Principal Lord Pamela Magee recently unveiled a new WiFi network entitled “PCHS_Admin” in collaboration with Pali’s renowned Tech Office. Pali’s Tech Office is known...
Pali administrators announced plans to construct a new international campus in Greenland called Pali West on Monday, citing the territory’s “untapped potential” and “very promising name.”
The...
Early in the morning, they gather, united by a single goal. They are the Pali cross country team. Their mission: to run across the country.
Reporting for Tideline, I accompanied the cross country team...
Between the faintings, seizures and sickness sweeping through Pali South, it has become clear: God is angry.
The incidents began in January when Dr. Magee ascended the Temescal Mountains on a professional...
Every student down at Pali liked holiday celebrations a lot…
But the Grinch, who lived in the basement of Sears, did NOT!
The Grinch hated holiday celebrations! The whole holiday season!
Now,...
10:59 p.m. Chat: Lord of the Flies Essay Due In An Hour Inquiry
William Golding’s Lord of the Flies explores the collapse of civilization and the descent into savagery when humans are left without...
Every morning, at 7 a.m., I resume my shift as security guard at the front gate of Club Pali, the most exclusive establishment in L.A. You can’t just walk in here. You need a working current physical...
We regret to inform you that Tideline’s satirical section will soon cease to exist as a result of actions taken by the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) and its head Brendan Carr.
There have...
Humanity has always been driven by its great, unanswered questions. What is the meaning of life? What happens after death? Why is Pali’s Wi-Fi so bad?
But on Monday, when Pali’s lights went out,...
The abandoned Sears building that Pali High administrators call “Pali South” resembled a typical high school – ignoring its doorlessness, paper-thin walls and lack of any space whatsoever – until...
