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Crohn’s Disease? More Like Cool People’s Disease

Crohn’s Disease? More Like Cool People’s Disease

Skylar Ball

December 13, 2019

At the beginning of the school year, I began to feel a great sickness within me, but I brushed it aside as I had more important things to worry about, such as earning the validation of my disgraced editor, Zade Mullin. But, as my abdominal cramping increased, I started to worry. I turned to WebMD’s...

Pali’s Cookie Craze V1

Pali’s Cookie Craze V1

Maya Millner

November 12, 2019

On December 6, 2018, I, Maya Millner, purchased my very first Pali cookie. I heard about them all semester. I witnessed my friends arriving late to lunch holding small, chocolate-stained plastic bags. I listened to debates over the brand-switching controversy. On that fateful morning when I got a 53...

Freshmen: An Enlightened View

Freshmen: An Enlightened View

Paige Snepp

October 4, 2019

My one source of solace in this enervating daily routine of school comes from observing the non-stop buffoonery of the freshman class. One can usually identify these students by their grating voices and comically diminutive statures. Their shiny eyes orbit constantly, always searching for teachers or...

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