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A Straight Guide from a Gay Guy

A Straight Guide from a Gay Guy

Henry Mueller, Staff Writer

March 2, 2020

DONT’S Don’t say “oH mY gOd i WaNt A gAy BeSt FrIeNd!” OK, I get the message; who doesn’t want wonderful people around them? But, saying things like this implies that you want a gay friend just because they’re gay — and I’m certainly not your pet, honey. Don’t believe every gay stereo...

Crohn’s Disease? More Like Cool People’s Disease

Crohn’s Disease? More Like Cool People’s Disease

Skylar Ball, Staff Writer

December 13, 2019

At the beginning of the school year, I began to feel a great sickness within me, but I brushed it aside as I had more important things to worry about, such as earning the validation of my disgraced editor, Zade Mullin. But, as my abdominal cramping increased, I started to worry. I turned to WebMD’s...

Pali’s Cookie Craze V1

Pali’s Cookie Craze V1

Maya Millner, Staff Writer

November 12, 2019

On December 6, 2018, I, Maya Millner, purchased my very first Pali cookie. I heard about them all semester. I witnessed my friends arriving late to lunch holding small, chocolate-stained plastic bags. I listened to debates over the brand-switching controversy. On that fateful morning when I got a 53...

Freshmen: An Enlightened View

Freshmen: An Enlightened View

Paige Snepp, Staff Writer

October 4, 2019

My one source of solace in this enervating daily routine of school comes from observing the non-stop buffoonery of the freshman class. One can usually identify these students by their grating voices and comically diminutive statures. Their shiny eyes orbit constantly, always searching for teachers or...

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