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Minnie Jellinek

Minnie Jellinek, Staff Writer

Minnie Jellinek is a sophomore who has been likened to a “more pretentious Kelly Kapoor”. When she grows up, she’d like to be either a screenwriter, a music critic, or maybe president. Probably president. One time she got alternating neon pink and green coffin-tip acrylic nails that collected so much bacteria and filth, she may have actually started Coronavirus, not Bill Gates. The closest she comes to any sort of extracurricular hobby is saying, “I think I’m gonna learn the bass and start a band.” At the time of writing this, she does not know the bass. Or guitar. Or the drums. Starting this Saturday, she will be getting Gecced every third week of the month. You can join her at Pan Pacific park.

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